stranger cacat

Stranger: whats your favorite morning meal?

You: rice

You: you?

Stranger: waffles with jam

Stranger: and butter

You: wow yummy

Stranger: indeed. so my friend, may i ask what your name is? or would you rather keep it confidental ?

You: my name is andwia. you?

Stranger: My name is Kandi

You: where do you comes from?

Stranger: how many years have to been living?

Stranger: i comes from italy

You: girl / boy?

You: 13 years

Stranger: boy

Stranger: i don't really associate myself with a specific gender, but right now i am a male

Stranger: and i am 11 years old

You: you're freak . you know?

Stranger: that's not very nice...

Stranger: i do not appreachiate that

You: okay

You: i love you honey

Stranger: awww i love u too boo

Stranger: :)

Stranger: youre pretty

You: thank you baby

You: wanna webcam?

Stranger: im sorry, but it's not water proof and i broke it yesterday evening...

You: oh okay

You: what are you doing?

Stranger: talking to u... that is all

Stranger: how about u my sweet??

You: i dont know about that. you?

Stranger: i just made myself a screwdriver

Stranger: i started this project a few days ago

You: yeah

Stranger: wait

Stranger: do u have a map?

Stranger: cause im lost in ur eyes...

Stranger: that i cant see...

You: GAJE LO NYET !

Stranger: que?

You: ..............freak!

Stranger: ..... loser...

You: BODO AMAT
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Stranger: oi

You: oi

You: anak mana lo?

Stranger: i am not portuguesan

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: what's your name

You: andwia

You: you?

Stranger: misha

Stranger: are male?

You: no i'm female. you?

Stranger: male

Stranger: where r u from?

You: indonesia.you?

Stranger: turkey

You: oh wow

You: islam?

Stranger: in general but i am not

Stranger: i am an atheist

You: oh non islam?

Stranger: but my family is muslim

You: oh okay

Stranger: how old r u?

You: do you like reading al-qur'an?

You: 13 years old. you/
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sebenernya sih banyak cuman pada sex sex gitu ih bokeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp haha

smsan sm ANS

huiiiiii gilaaa ga nyangka banget bisa kaya giniiii hueeee mimpin deh kayanya (lebay),awalnya smsan tuh pertamanya chat gitu di face book waaaaaaaaa gilaa.
ANS : ini andwia 89 ya ?
gue : iya,kenapa?
ANS : punya fbnya ilman?
gue:ilman? kayanya di kelas gue ga ada yang namanya ilman deh.
ANS : yang pake behel loh
gue : oh firman. mm nama fbnya iman ajah liat aja di friends gue
ahaha masih panjaaaaaaaaaaaang lah chatnya
hah terus salah satu yang bikin gue kocak nih
gue : lo yang mana sih (sok ga kenal)?
ANS: (gue lupa dia jawab apa)
ANS: lo yang mana ?(pura pura gatau tuh dia )
gue : yang pake kerudung hehe
hahaha cacaaaaat nih gue sm dia

mmm besokannya gue online lagi dan chat sm dia ahaha
terus yaaaa chat biasa gitu mm dia minta no hp gue yaa gue kasih deh yaaaa.
akhirnya smsan deh . TAPI ANAKNYA NGE BOSENIN AHH!!

kalibat - tanah kusir

heeeeeeeeeeeey helo helo helo semau anak mama dan papa (apadah) hahah karena mau puasa gitu,gue sekeluarga jiarah ke makam eyang putri (tanah kusir) dan eyang kakung gue (kalibata) hihi . jadi rutenya tuh dari tanah kusir gitu terus ke kalibata terus ke ambas deh haha . di tanah kusir kita baca doa dan sebagainya terus taburin bunga gitu hueeee tadinya mau nulis Allah tapi ga bisa zzzz

abis itu kita cau ke kali bata deeeeec haha . sampe sana kita ngisi buku tamu terus beli bunga gitu hihi buka mawarnya malah gue mainan gitu deeecccccc

haha ga penting ya?
terussssssss gue ngerangkai bunga mawar gitu gitu deh di kuburannya ini ni jadinya
heheeh padahal masih banyak fotonya tapi males masukin nya deh haha

face in hole

tadi gue nyoba nyoba face in hole gitu,hahahaah asek

haha jadinya ga jelas gitu ih ya

the master *gapenting

hahaha gatau kenapa ya gue jadi suka sama the master mungkin gara gara imam kali yang mempromosiin ke gue -,- (lagian pake promosiin segala sih lu)
haha waktu pertama the master keluar gue dukung siiiiiiiiiiiii romedal haha gatau kenapa gue suka sm dia mungkin gara gara mukanya mirip ****** kali ya? haha

haha terus pas romedal keluar gue milih limbad wakakaka cemeeen tapi si limbaaaad! gue lebih dukung romedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!

terus the master berikutnya gue lebih milih si ivan nyamnyam

haha ,udah mudahan ivan jadi juara pertama yaaaaaaaaaaaa!

my birthday yihiiii

haha 3 AGUSTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS YEAAAH! my birthday deh yeh
bangun tidur udah ada 5 sms masuk dari ka zahra,mba noni,ka adit,agnes, ririen. makasih ka zahraaaa yang ngucapin pertama kali i love you.
sms dari ka zahra :
happy birthday andwiaku sayang
sms dari mbak noni:
adeku sayang,selamat ulang tahun ya.
semoga panjang umur,sehat selalu,jadi anak yangshalehah jangan main internet mulu,belajar yang bener
sms dari ka adit :
de happy b'day yah,wish u all the best.
adit
sms dari ririen :
happy birthday, ya andwia sayaang :)
jangan lupa PUT nya, di tunggu loh haha. bercanda kok
sms dari agnes:
HB ya , andwia ku sayaaang
faldi:
(gaperlu ceritain yah haha)
sms dari narsya-denis :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AISYAH love you. wishyouallthebest!
haha masih banyak cuman males ngetik.
sampe sekolaaaaaaaah langsung deh ketemu indi dan anita mereka ngucapin I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
sampe sekolah langsung pada ngucapin terutama buat anak 89 I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SEMUA ANAK 89 YANG NGUCAPIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha terlalu lebay yah yah yah. hmhm pada minta PUT lagi ya? hihihi tadinya mau ngasih cuman lo pada pulangnya duluan sih sih sih nih


mm buat yang ngucapin makasih bangeeet yaaaaaaaa I lOVE YOU lah buat kalian